Pooh and friends

May and I had one of our late night outings to halfway-around-the-world, and inveriably along the way we engage in the most innane of conversation topics. Actually, we do talk a lot of sense most of the time- like we discuss the ideals of social contribution and what not. But other times, we digress into one of our out-of-the-park discussions where very often I learn new stuff about my old friend that I never before did.

Tonight I learnt two startling facts:
1. May has NEVER been to Zouk.
2. May does not know who the Winnie the Pooh characters are.

Now, while I find the former strange, I remain totally stunned at the latter. So, May, just for you: a Winnie the Pooh crash course.

(From left to right in top photo)
A. The yellow rabbit is called Rabbit.
B. This is not "the pig thing" but Piglet. (He's Pooh's gay lover, that's what I think anyway.)
C. Pooh bear himself. (Him, I think you know...)
D. That's Tigger. Not the "Tiger-Tiger person".
E. The donkey is Eeyore. (You're right he's a tad depressed all the time.)
F. The joey is called Roo
G. That's "Kanga" of the Kangaroo pair. She's the mom.

(In second photo)
H. The big owl looking thing is Owl. (Name's not very inventive, I know.)
I. The boy's Christopher Robin. He's the only human in the show.
J. And, I don't know who the mole is. Mr Mole maybe?