stuff that have entertained me

Q. What occurs more often in Dec than any other month?
A. Conception.

Q. What do more women do in the bathroom than men?
A. Wash their hands. Women 80% - Men 55%

Q. What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
A. Gain weight.

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand

Q. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Q. Married men revealed that they do what twice as often as single men?
A. Change their underwear.

Q. What stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation? Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.
A. A kiss.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey

Q. 3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do what?
A. Wear underwear.

Q. What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9% dioxide?
A. A fart.
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Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
Nothing in the English language rhymes with month,orange,silver, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. (!!!!)
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
Dentists recommend keeping toothbrush at least 6ft from the toilet bowl
Liquid in young coconuts can be used as substitutes for blood plasma.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.