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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

children's prayers

Dear God,
Why did you create cellulite, fats and stretch marks? But if they had to exist, please make sure they inflict the men more than us women. Its the least you could do given you had to create chocolate cake and give us poor self-control where eating it is concerned. Amen.

Dear God,
Please return men their brains, thank you. If you can't grant that to all the men, just that one will do. Amen.

Dear God,
Thank you for making me one of a kind. I didn't think the world could deal with two of me. Amen.

LetterstoGOD

Rie thanks Mrs Baby El for the photo

3 Comments:

  • At 8:19 PM, Blogger kim said…

    What about "Dear God, please remove all annoying people from this world. If that's too much to ask, then just remove me. There are too many of them to deal with. Amen."

    In any case, love ya babe! Always remain an Intelligatus. And you'll be safe.

     
  • At 1:34 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Dear God, please make cherie take back what she prayed for about guys and brains cause i know i definately have one, i think,... like yeah and if you do give us back our brains please make mine smarter, like ..., smarter, like totally... awesome smarter yeah!

    hahahahahaha!

    nice one cherie! its was fun reading the various prayers by the kids! where did you get it from ??

     
  • At 2:34 PM, Blogger hold up the sky said…

    you can get it from crapville.com i think.

     

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